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Quadruple penetration  

40Deuce 46M
4633 posts
7/16/2018 6:45 pm

Last Read:
7/17/2018 4:36 pm

Quadruple penetration


You know how when you're driving on a residential 2 lane street and parking is allowed on one side of the street so it's really basically a one lane street and when a car is coming down the side of the street where there's no parking you move aside by the parked cars and let it pass but you don't really get ALL the way over because you just need to create enough room for the one car going the other way ?

Good .

So I was doing that today and the numbskull behind decided that he was going to go AROUND instead of waiting . There's certainly not enough room for three cars on a 2 lane street which is why I was waiting , and yet he felt totally fine trying to jam FOUR cars in there . Spoiler alert ;

It

Didn't

Fucking

Work

I've seen a lot of dum-dums do a lot of dum-dum driving maneuvers - to the point where I would wager heavily that aliens studying earth probably report back to alien boss that the main thing humans do is drive around making bad decisions - but that is possible the dum-dummiest dum-dum maneuver I've ever seen .

Do you ever want to say to people "Did you know that your car is solid ? And as such cannot occupy the same space as another solid object ?" Because a significant number of people don't seem to be able to grasp that . Maybe there's more ghost cars on the road than I realize .

Remember back in August of '83 when Mr. Saito wailed on Hulk Hogan ? I do . It's one of my fondest childhood memories . I watched a documentary recently about a billionaire gay guy using Hulk Hogan as his puppet to destroy Gawker because they outed him as gay and in said documentary the gay co-founder of Gawker said that outing gay people is totally fine and even desirable because being in the closet empowers homophobia because it send the message that gay dudes are ashamed of their own lifestyle .

not sure what to think about .

At various points in my life people have accused of being smart which really annoys because not . It's like when people tell fat people that they're not fat or uggos that they're not ugly - I mean I guess they're trying to be nice but it just pisses me off . Stupids and fatties and uggos know what they are - don't try to blow smoke up their fat stupid ugly asses you know ?

A smart person is someone who comes up with something like retained asset accounts - that person is smart . Evil . But smart . They figured out a way to make money off PAYING claims . That's the kind of thing a smart person does . Not only that but they came up with this clearly evil idea and then they came up with a way to make it seem not evil - like they're helping people . That's smart . And not only that but then they convinced the people they're ripping off that it's good for THEM . That's super smart .

I feel like most smartness is probably used for evil because you really don't need to be crafty to be good you know ? Don't be a jerk to people , that's a pretty simple concept that most people can grasp (actually doing it is something else altogether) but figuring out new ways for corporations to screw people over and then make those people think it's good for them , you need to have some brainpower for that .

In other news at work trying to take away everyone's Mifi device but some people won't give them up because they say they can't always get reception on their phone . But the Mifi is on the same network so that makes no sense .

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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
7/16/2018 6:47 pm

I'm not so good with subtlety
You wouldn't say that I'm the picture of urbanity
Never put much stock in suavity, courtesy,
Chivalry, gallantry or all that useless jewelry

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superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
7/16/2018 6:55 pm

Hm. If a dumb person convinces many smart people that he/she/it (aka the dumb person) is smart then is he/she/it?

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 7/17/2018 4:37 pm:
No , but it can get you elected president - zing !

smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
7/16/2018 7:26 pm

Yes, I've seen that stupid maneuver many times, however in my case it's usually occurred when I'm on a bicycle and the car behind me cannot stand to wait ONE MORE MINUTE before they get around me, so they pass in the lane of an oncoming car. Good times.

I reject your definition of smart, because that would mean I'm not smart either in that I've never cooked up an evil plan. Unlike you I have a healthy self esteem about my capabilities, probably misguided, but whatever.


40Deuce replies on 7/17/2018 4:38 pm:
I suppose that's better than them just plowing you down which seems to happen from time to time

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