Just a thought...
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Posted:Jul 31, 2011 6:40 am
Last Updated:Jul 7, 2012 6:27 am
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""I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you learn to appreciate them when they're right. You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself...and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.""
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A little action in the night
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Posted:Jul 17, 2011 1:47 pm
Last Updated:Jul 7, 2012 6:27 am
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Husband: OH come on.
Wife: Leave me alone!
Husband: It won't take long!
Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards!
Husband: I cannot sleep without it!
Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Husband: Because I am hot.
Wife: You get hot at the darndest times.
Husband: If you love me I would not have to beg you.
Wife: If you love me you would be more considerate.
Husband: You don't love me anymore!
Wife: Yes I do, but let's just forget it for tonite.
Husband: Please...come on.
Wife: Alright, I'll do it.
Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Wife: I can't find it.
Husband: Oh for heaven's sake, just feel for it!
Wife: There! Are you satisfied?
Husband: Oh yes!!!
Wife: Is it up far enough?
Husband: oh that is good.
Wife: Now go to sleep and from now on
when you want the window open
---just do it yourself-----
heeheheheheheee LMAO
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A Woman's Nightmare
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Posted:Jul 6, 2011 3:06 pm
Last Updated:Jul 6, 2011 11:03 pm
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Imagine:
An incredibly handsome guy.
A romantic supper in your favorite restaurant, candlelight.
He is cool, intelligent, rich.
He kisses wonderfully, dances like a god,
all your friends are crazy about him,
your parents adore him.
In one word: a man of your dreams.
He asks you to marry him, but there is one but:
No sex before marriage!
You – of course – agree to all.
You get the most beautiful wedding dress,
The cake is equally fantastic,
The wedding party is an event of the century.
And then at night…
He drops his pants…
and all there is is only three inches
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SEVEN KINDS OF SEX
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Posted:Jul 3, 2011 2:18 pm
Last Updated:May 15, 2024 10:26 am
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The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet
Someone and you both have sex until you are
Blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for
a short time and you are so needy you will have
Sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a
Long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you
Usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too
Long. When you pass each other in the hallway you
Both say ... 'Fuck You.'
The 5th kind of sex is called ... Religious Sex.
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the
Afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more. She/he
Takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And . Last ... But not least ...
The 7th kind of sex is called ... Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
NOW PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.
I have enough problems of my own !!!...lol
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Did you know...
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Posted:Jul 1, 2011 10:34 am
Last Updated:Jul 2, 2011 8:32 am
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Did you know that those who appear to be really strong, really are the most sensitive...Did you know that those who spend all their time protecting others sometimes really need someone to protect them? Did you know that three of the hardest things to say are: I love you, I'm sorry and Help me!
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Why do you call me .....?
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Posted:Jun 4, 2011 11:15 am
Last Updated:Jun 4, 2011 3:57 pm
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Why do you call me bitch?
B is for beautiful
I is for intelligent
T is for talented
C is for creative
H is for how hard I am gonna hit you for calling me a bitch
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Memorial Day
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Posted:May 28, 2011 10:10 am
Last Updated:Jun 6, 2011 10:28 am
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What is Memorial Day??
For most, it is simply a longer weekend with an extra day off from work.
For others, it means savings at stores nationwide in the US.
But for many it is a day to remember the fallen troops who have fought in battles all over the world.
If you post this, it's because you know someone who serves or has served in the military, who was lost in battle, or you just understand that freedom is not free!!!
Please re-post to honor the military!
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For the women
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Posted:May 27, 2011 3:19 am
Last Updated:May 15, 2024 10:26 am
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Today's question is for the female readers on here: Do you like a hairy chest on a guy or rather a smooth chest like a baby butt? And why?
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A cock is a cock....
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Posted:May 27, 2011 3:13 am
Last Updated:Jun 16, 2011 1:12 pm
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This I liked so much (and most certainly agree with it) I actually copied it from another profile:
"Sorry gents. but all the penis pix start looking the same after hundreds of them popping up in your mailbox. And if you really think that's the first thing a woman wants to see of you, you're not for this woman anyway.
Remember a cock is just a cock, women want more than that and generally have NO problem getting it, so if that's how you measure yourself, no matter how "large" you are, you still come up short!"
hehehe - any comments?
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That's a fact
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Posted:May 22, 2011 8:41 am
Last Updated:May 15, 2024 10:26 am
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Only time will tell what lies in the future... During this lifetime we do meet all kinds of people, but only some will find a way into our heart, even though we might have known them for only a few days. It´s really strange, but it´s true that we choose ...to love the ones that end up hurting us or others the most.
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Does somebody have an answer
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Posted:Apr 29, 2011 5:28 pm
Last Updated:Jun 16, 2011 1:13 pm
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 OMG - where do all the weird guys come from? Is there still anybody out there who is not weird? If so, just drop me a line...my mail box is filled with nonsense. Anybody different experiences on here?
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