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Articles by Hard_Liquor05

Hard_Liquor05 37 M
6  Articles
Old lady in a pawn shop   12/11/2017

So there's this old lady visiting a pawn shop looking for antiques. As she is walking around there's a parrot at the front desk that keeps mouthing off at her, calling her a cunt and an old bi


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Hard_Liquor05 37 M
6  Articles
Old lady in a pawn shop   12/11/2017

So there's this old lady visiting a pawn shop looking for antiques. As she is walking around there's a parrot at the front desk that keeps mouthing off at her, calling her a cunt and an old bi


0 Comments, 13 Views, 0 Votes
Hard_Liquor05 37 M
6  Articles
Old lady in a pawn shop   12/11/2017

So there's this old lady visiting a pawn shop looking for antiques. As she is walking around there's a parrot at the front desk that keeps mouthing off at her, calling her a cunt and an old bi


0 Comments, 14 Views, 0 Votes
Hard_Liquor05 37 M
6  Articles
Mickey/Minnie divorce   12/10/2017

Mickey and Minnie are sitting in divorce court. The judge is flipping through the paperwork and says: "Mickey, I don't usually ask questions like this but you guys are such a high profile cou


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Hard_Liquor05 37 M
6  Articles
What's the difference....   12/10/2017

Q:What's the difference between three cocks and a joke? A:Your mom can't take a joke!


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Hard_Liquor05 37 M
6  Articles
What's the difference....   12/10/2017

Q:What's the difference between three cocks and a joke? A:Your mom can't take a joke!


0 Comments, 11 Views, 0 Votes