Hi, I am a 37 year old white male that likes to have fun. I read somewhere that specific ads get the best results, accept for the gratuitous penis picture laden ads...I am sure those get the best responses from the ladies. My dislikes? Oh, I am a grumpy sort. I dislike evrything! Actually, I dislike stupidity. It drives me nuts. Granted I am not winning the Nobel Prize in physics in the next few years, but for goodness sakes learn to speak and write a semi-intelligible sentence. My likes? I could write a very sexually explicit novel on this topic, but I would love to chat with you to discuss. Like a round table forum of the dirty minds.

My Ideal Person What am I looking for? Nothing serious, just some one to have fun with. You know the kind of fun I am talking about. This is AdultFriendFinder, not platonic friend finder.

I would love to find the perfect person to push the sexual envelope and see what there is out there to do or try, or who there is to do or try.

Who is the perfect person you ask? And I know you were thinking that because you had that inquisitive look on your face. You know the one, you eye brow raised, you smirked and dirty thoughts ran through your head....oh that was me. I'm sorry.

The perfect person is just a sexually charged woman that does not mind a non-committal relationship were we explore all the possibilities of what is or could be. Age is a number, some people's numbers are higher than others, but as long as your not turning to dust or won't get me arrested I would keep an open mind. As for a body, having one is all I require. Size is only an issue if you will break my bed or float away in a breeze, other than that it is better to see where things may lead.

If you finished this whole rambling thing I scribed then I applaud you for your thoroughness and I hope I placed a seed in you mind to respond. Love to hear from you.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A swimming pool or hot tub

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Handcuffs/Shackles

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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